PDA, Pee and Pigs Oh MY!!!!

So you may be thinking to yourself at this moment.."Pixie, what the hell are you talking about?  Have you lost your little pixie mind?"  The answer is no peeps and let me explain.

First, I am not talking about your crack berry's, Iphone's, palms, etc...I'm talking about good ole' fashion Public Display of Affection.  Now as for Pee and Pigs, I'll get there in a moment. 

So back to the PDA.  I am not an anti PDA person, I just think there is a time and a place for everything.  In saying that, when I see a cute little couple holding hands, having an occasional peck here and there...awww, how sweet.  And then it gets funny.  In due time, "they" inevitably walk in.  By "they" I mean, the one person that somehow makes you lose your mind and security and you have now become a complete pig (yes, I think woman can be pigs too).  All of a sudden you can't seem to keep your hands to yourself and your pecks become all out make out sessions, and now, out of left field, the other person is officially PEED on. 

Cracks me up every time peeps.  Seriously.

So for future reference, yellow is not my color, so please, don't pee on me :-)